Guarino

Shit, Poop, Turd, etc. Anything in that nature

this is when you get more pussy then god

Kylie might seem nice but when you get to know her she’s crazy. She’s flat and definitely not thicc she is thin with two n’s. She’s about 7 ft tall and she’s flatter than paper.

Someone who likes to eat out girls everynight.

A 5”6 Latino simp. He swears he is the cutest kid but has a grown unibrow that has not been shaved since birth his penis size is 4.4 inches but Swears he has an 8 incher yet he is the only one of the boys to not whip it out. He argues with everyone that he gets more “coochie” than them yet he only obtains at best mediocre pussy. He has a strange fetish for redheads, and his athleticsism is the same as his ability to get ladies, plain mediocre. Average is the one word to describe Fabio he plays a lot of sports but doesn’t truly stand out in any and he barely maintains a 3.0 gpa in Christopher Columbus highschool(one of the easier academic schools in Miami). His struggle with sports, academics, and females in Columbus is leading him to transfer to Westminster Christian Highschool, his main reason to attend Westminster is because his girlfriend attends there and he plans to be backup punter for the football team that only had three wins last season.

fuckin legend, can be a simp at times but is totally capable of rocking your world (ladies and men) overall best guy you can ever meet