guatelupean
Guatelupeans are people that enjoy being in a non-existent race/religion. They're very petty when it comes to talking about the race/religion.
Ashley: "Jared, i'm a Guatelupean and i'm actually very proud of being one since it's not a official thingmabob."
Jared: "Ashley stop, you're being petty, smh."
Jared: "Ashley stop, you're being petty, smh."