Gubilubilitis
/ guHH-biL-uHH-biL-i-tiSS /
Adjective
1) a rare contagious diagnosis of inflammatory hair follicles under the humanoid fingernails. Only susceptible to contraction on 3rd Tuesday’s of every other month, with Cloudy Conditions pending 20x or more Birds fly in a Southwesterly Direction between 0900 and 1100 hours, and only in cities starting with a Q.
2) an exemplary description of specific in-laws, residing within X% miles of the nearest WaLMart, and only during Holidays and/or family gatherings in which a Dog is present of/or around the age of 10.
3) a tool used for correction of incorrect verbal intuitiveness while playing harmonica with a neighbor.
Adjective
1) a rare contagious diagnosis of inflammatory hair follicles under the humanoid fingernails. Only susceptible to contraction on 3rd Tuesday’s of every other month, with Cloudy Conditions pending 20x or more Birds fly in a Southwesterly Direction between 0900 and 1100 hours, and only in cities starting with a Q.
2) an exemplary description of specific in-laws, residing within X% miles of the nearest WaLMart, and only during Holidays and/or family gatherings in which a Dog is present of/or around the age of 10.
3) a tool used for correction of incorrect verbal intuitiveness while playing harmonica with a neighbor.
Jenny went to the doctor for her Gubilubilitis, ended up playing in a band with Santa, and a cuticle brush from her 2nd cousins’ uncles’ brothers’ mothers’ nephews’ dog.