Gubleritis
An unhealthy and uncontrollable obsession for Matthew Gray Gubler. May suffer from swelling of the heart and urge to squeal when encounter anything to do with him (e.g. photos, videos, etc.)
"I'm pretty sure I have Gubleritis because my heart swells every time I see a photo of him."
gubler
1. A horrific and painful injury.
2. A horrific and painful knee injury, as akin to Matthew Gray Gubler's knee injury resulting from a dance move. Reportedly, Gubler's injury was one of the top two hundred of the worst knee injuries operated on by one of the nation's top surgeons. Gubler had to undergo a six hour surgery with three sugar screws and two 2 inch titanium screws.
2. A horrific and painful knee injury, as akin to Matthew Gray Gubler's knee injury resulting from a dance move. Reportedly, Gubler's injury was one of the top two hundred of the worst knee injuries operated on by one of the nation's top surgeons. Gubler had to undergo a six hour surgery with three sugar screws and two 2 inch titanium screws.
1. Dude, I gublered my knee so bad yesterday.
2. A: Why is she walking funny?
B: Oh, she got a gubler yesterday at cheer practice.
3. Man, I don't think I can ever go to that club again after I gublered my knee there.
2. A: Why is she walking funny?
B: Oh, she got a gubler yesterday at cheer practice.
3. Man, I don't think I can ever go to that club again after I gublered my knee there.
Gubler Flu
Defined and caused by the actor/director/writer Matthew Gray Gubler. Explained by him in his blog.
What is the gubler-flu you ask?
It's a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world.
Once bitten,
you will be eager to learn the history of vaudeville,
you will find yourself watching old disney movies,
drinking rootbeer floats,
and carving pumpkins (even though its january),
you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks,
and will most likely grow a thin well manicured mustache (despite your gender).
What is the gubler-flu you ask?
It's a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world.
Once bitten,
you will be eager to learn the history of vaudeville,
you will find yourself watching old disney movies,
drinking rootbeer floats,
and carving pumpkins (even though its january),
you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks,
and will most likely grow a thin well manicured mustache (despite your gender).
I have been suffering from Gubler Flu ever since I got hooked on Criminal Minds and Matthew Gray Gubler's Unauthorized Documentary.
Me: Why am I sitting outside carving a pumpkin and drinking rootbeer in January?
Friend: Oh no! Your Gubler Flu is flaring up again!
Me: Why am I sitting outside carving a pumpkin and drinking rootbeer in January?
Friend: Oh no! Your Gubler Flu is flaring up again!
Matthew Gray Gubler
a skinny white male actor/author who never wears matching socks and looks like he doesn’t get any sleep. this little fuck will destroy your love life the moment you lay eyes on him.
matthew gray gubler is the reason why i have such high standards.
Matthew Gray Gubler
This man is the sweetest yet hottest man to walk the earth. He has ruined the chance for anyone to find love because all we want is him. He is a skinny, mix matched socked sexy beast and I’m in love.
This is Matthew Gray Gubler’s world and we’re all living in it.
matthew gray gubler
an actor who plays spencer reid on criminal minds and voices simon on alvin and the chipmunks. the most perfect man known to humankind.
i love matthew gray gubler
matthew gray gubler
the HOTTEST of the hot. who would have thought anyone could be this attractive! the voice of the one and only simon the chipmunk and spencer reid
did you see matthew gray gubler on criminal minds yesterday?