Anjuan
A person who likes to be by themselves but is also comfortably in a crowd. They are always happy to help, but you may need to pay their consultation fee upfront. They are always calm, cool, and collected, but if you're a bully, you'll wish you never met them. Even when they are in the corner of the room they're the center of attention. They can pull the strings behind the scene and also shine in the spotlight. If you need something done well with complete discretion, then they are the first person you should call.
Once you find an Anjuan, you know you've found a real one.