Guffitus
A disease which is the result of a large build up of gas, passed on to nearest person, other person starts farting frequently - and whiffing.
Cor Emma.. you've given me your guffitus i can't stop farting, and i whiff!
Oooop, Emma has guffitus again
Oh hell no i've caught Guffitus from you, my word i stink!
Oooop, Emma has guffitus again
Oh hell no i've caught Guffitus from you, my word i stink!