Gufflefuck
Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.
Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.
Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.
Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.
I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.
I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.