Guggenheim

When you ejaculate gratuitously in your pants making your underwear so messy that it is worthy of being hung in an art museum.

to have a German manwhore rip your nipple ring off.

What women type via text when they are at a loss for words

A Roger Guggenheim is a college student known for spreading chlamydia among the masses. He's the worst person you can imagine; he's bigoted, arrogant, and downright annoying. Roger Guggenheim studies business and wears sweaters even in the dead of summer, which is why he's so stinky all the time. His favorite pastimes include conspiring with the Iocal rodents, disturbing the peace in the library, defecating on the floors of communal showers, and spreading diseases for fun. Roger Guggenheim's exploits are greatly exaggerated, but like most myths, the stories are built on truth.

a weak and complicit man who claims reverse sexism exists

Guggenheim's Law states that, while attending a beach party it is impossible experience a devestating loss. In logical terms this is written as:

Person ^ Beach_Party -> ¬Devestating_Loss

To sully something that once held great promise; to twist greatness for one's own caprice; to brutally murder something beloved by all.