guilder

A Vermont hick, especially one who lives in the Fair Haven-Benson-Orwell area, drives a pickup truck, thinks Larry the Cable Guy is funny, looks forward to deer season, and refers back to one particular high school football season throughout his adult life with great regularity.

Guilder #1: Yup, I fell out (of) my deer stand last week 'cause I dropped my butt and tried to catch it.
Guilder #2: Yer such a guilder.

guilder

a man's penis. mostly used when a woman wants it or if it is being described.

Girl #1: His guilder was so big!!!
Girl #2: I know, right.

Jeremiah van guilder

Guy who runs male minded, practically the best invention to help girls since tampons
Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME
*reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings"

practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens.
...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person

1) "God josh .. try to be more like... Jeremiah van guilder"

2) "I like the XX" "what a jeremiah van guilder"

Jeremiah Van Guilder

Musician, founder of maleminded, and tumblr champ. Got dumped by a crazy chick who wanted to "have fun" in college, but is not interested in any of his silly tumblr fangirls. Occasionally offensive but no more offensive than the smell of your snatch. Probably a freak in bed, but you'll never know, and that's why many tumblr-ettes cry themselves to sleep every night. King of entertaining GIFs and would go gay for Brad Pitt. Get some.

Every female on tumblr: "Jeremiah Van Guilder? Oops, panty splash!"

Guilder-slut

Any white girl who attends a Guilderland School wanting to start drama, spread rumors and sleep with any basketball playing dumbass.

"Hey bro, I bumped into Kristen the other day." "Bro, she's a Guilder-slut you know that right?" "She's slept with 4 guys this week!"

俚语	guilder
释义	guilder A Vermont hick, especially one who lives in the Fair Haven-Benson-Orwell area, drives a pickup truck, thinks Larry the Cable Guy is funny, looks forward to deer season, and refers back to one particular high school football season throughout his adult life with great regularity. Guilder #1: Yup, I fell out (of) my deer stand last week 'cause I dropped my butt and tried to catch it. Guilder #2: Yer such a guilder. guilder a man's penis. mostly used when a woman wants it or if it is being described. Girl #1: His guilder was so big!!! Girl #2: I know, right. Jeremiah van guilder Guy who runs male minded, practically the best invention to help girls since tampons Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME *reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings" practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens. ...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person 1) "God josh .. try to be more like... Jeremiah van guilder" 2) "I like the XX" "what a jeremiah van guilder" Jeremiah Van Guilder Musician, founder of maleminded, and tumblr champ. Got dumped by a crazy chick who wanted to "have fun" in college, but is not interested in any of his silly tumblr fangirls. Occasionally offensive but no more offensive than the smell of your snatch. Probably a freak in bed, but you'll never know, and that's why many tumblr-ettes cry themselves to sleep every night. King of entertaining GIFs and would go gay for Brad Pitt. Get some. Every female on tumblr: "Jeremiah Van Guilder? Oops, panty splash!" Guilder-slut Any white girl who attends a Guilderland School wanting to start drama, spread rumors and sleep with any basketball playing dumbass. "Hey bro, I bumped into Kristen the other day." "Bro, she's a Guilder-slut you know that right?" "She's slept with 4 guys this week!"
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