Guilt tabs
When you have a web browser open for weeks/months on end and a stack of tabs build up on the left which need to be read properly, in sobriety and daylight but the dank clickbait memes keep taking over and distracting you. Closing them is impossible, you will read them one day!
Jon's all out of RAM - he's got a serious case of guilt tabs building on. He's spending all his time on Reddit.