Ass Guitar
When the ass hairs on either side of your cheeks stick to the other cheek, you are able to strum it. Hence the name "Ass Guitar". Usually occurs due to swamp ass.
Man 1: Damn, i have swamp ass like you'd never believe!
Man 2: Well do you have an ass guitar?
Man 1: No
Man 2: Ive had worse
Man 2: Well do you have an ass guitar?
Man 1: No
Man 2: Ive had worse
African Ass Guitar
When you air guitar the shit out of someones ass.
Austin: Hey John can you give me an African Ass Guitar?!
John: For Fuckin sure! I need to practice "Stairway to Heaven" anyways!
John: For Fuckin sure! I need to practice "Stairway to Heaven" anyways!
guitared ass
to take his/her ass hairs, braid them, and use them like strings on a guitar.
"I guitared ass with Johnny last night and we made a new hit!"