Guitass
Bass guitar, played by those who do not own a bass guitar. It is played by playing on only the E and A strings on a guitar.
Guy #1: "Hey, man, can I play your bass?"
Guy #2: "Nah, man, I lost it. All I got is my guitar."
Guy #1: "Then how you been practicing?"
Guy #2: "I've been playing guitass!"
Guy #2: "Nah, man, I lost it. All I got is my guitar."
Guy #1: "Then how you been practicing?"
Guy #2: "I've been playing guitass!"