Gumball
A lazy wanna be momma's boy that thinks he's all that and is embarrassing to be seen around.
That dudes a gumball! He doesn't look like he's seen a hard day of physical labor or had a girlfriend in his life.
Gumball
A blue cat.
Gumball is a blue cat that likes to eat peanuts.
Gumball
One who chews up an effective amount of bullshit that they would believe anything that you say.
I told Nancy that her shoe was untied. She was wearing sandals! Nancy is such a gumball!
Gumball
The sexual act of dipping your balls in hot wax, letting it harden on your balls and then presenting it to a female.
Rachell: Mike gave me a gumball yesterday, it was so good. It was just like a real one except once you get past the harder outer layer, instead of finding gum. You find balls mmm
Gumball
The sexual act of defecating into the partners hand and having them roll the fecal matter into a ball only to be flattened during sexual intercourse in between the two (or more) naked bodies
This sexual act known as the "gumball" actually increases pleasure for some people and sometimes the fecal matter is used as lube
gumballism
gum·ball·i·cism
/ˈɡəmbôləˌsizəm/
noun
1. the expression of critical and unnecessarily mean comments towards another by means of exaggerated metaphors.
/ˈɡəmbôləˌsizəm/
noun
1. the expression of critical and unnecessarily mean comments towards another by means of exaggerated metaphors.
'Whats a gumballism?'
'Like, your face looks like a cat trying to claw its way out of a melon.'
'Like, your face looks like a cat trying to claw its way out of a melon.'
Gumballer
A person who has participated in the infamous Gumball 3000 supercar rally.
Whether they're a millionaire, celebrity or athlete, the two things Gumballers have in common is a passion for travel and cars.