gumbaloom
A scary looking British bloke who believes in raping people on irc and thinks too highly of himself and his worth, sucks at getting women (is mean to many, sucks up to others), but still thinks of him as the god of cocks/dicks. Also exists on irc by the nick Professor_Goomba. He is the resident Sailor Moon freak and "naritate no" translator for the Trapp series.
Gumbaloom just joined irc and expressed his interest in making babies with <insert random nick>.