Gum butt
1.) the result of sitting on the wrong park bench at the wrong time.
2.) a giant female rump covererd in a thick layer of cellulite.
2.) a giant female rump covererd in a thick layer of cellulite.
I ate lunch in the park and got gum butt.
Trisha needs to tighten up that post-lipo gum butt.
Trisha needs to tighten up that post-lipo gum butt.
Butt Gum
A pack of gum that you have stuck up your butt and left out for greedy friends that try to steal your gum.
Casey: "Hey Cody, are you just gunna let Hank steal your gum"
Cody: "Don't worry, that's my butt gum"
Casey: "Oh Nice"
Cody: "Don't worry, that's my butt gum"
Casey: "Oh Nice"
Butt-Gum
Derived from the common scenario in which a pack of gum resides in one's pants pocket longer than the date of the initial purchase. As time passes, the buyer of the gum will unknowingly wind up sitting on the pack, resulting in the individual pieces of gum becoming mushy and difficult to unwrap.
Jonas: Wow, that dinner was off the hook. (pulls out gum) Anyone care to freshen up with a piece of gum?
Melvin: No thanks, chief. You bought that gum at last weekend's mixer event. That is clearly butt-gum.
or
Donald: Hey friend, care to try this new flavor of gum I got?
Patrick: Hmm... I dunno, that looks like it could be butt-gum.
Donald: Nah, don't worry, I just bought it today.
Melvin: No thanks, chief. You bought that gum at last weekend's mixer event. That is clearly butt-gum.
or
Donald: Hey friend, care to try this new flavor of gum I got?
Patrick: Hmm... I dunno, that looks like it could be butt-gum.
Donald: Nah, don't worry, I just bought it today.
Butt Gum
When you make the lighthearted folly of passing out drunk after popping a new piece of gum. And when you wake up its all over your butt and sheets.
oh look there's allison. she has Butt Gum.