gumdrop buttons
The sexual act of taking small gumdrop dumps on your partners chest. You then proceed to sugar coat the gumdrops with semen. After the gumdrops have hardened and cemented to your partners chest you proceed to pull them off one at a time as your partner screams "Nooooo!!!! Not The Gumdrop Buttons."
Baker: My hot loafs aren't arousing my wife anymore. Do you have any ideas?
Muffin Man: Try the gumdrop buttons
Muffin Man: Try the gumdrop buttons