Gurgledookies

The condition when you've eaten one or more things that create a constant churning in your stomach and lower intestines which could either result in gut noises, gigantic farts or a sudden and extreme need to make it to the bathroom. The problem is it's constantly changing, and you have no idea which one will hit next.

These protein shakes are giving me the gurgledookies and I'm scared to go out. I keep switching between just cutting 30 second farts and having to make a mad dash to the bathroom to release the brown kraken.

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释义	Gurgledookies The condition when you've eaten one or more things that create a constant churning in your stomach and lower intestines which could either result in gut noises, gigantic farts or a sudden and extreme need to make it to the bathroom. The problem is it's constantly changing, and you have no idea which one will hit next. These protein shakes are giving me the gurgledookies and I'm scared to go out. I keep switching between just cutting 30 second farts and having to make a mad dash to the bathroom to release the brown kraken.
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