gurley
is a very unlucky kitten
come here gurley
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todd gurleying
The act of exchanging autographs for money, in most cases illegally. It may be closely associated with Cam Newtoning, however Cam Newtoning is not real, but it is methodical. As compared to Todd Gurleying, which is 100% real and 100% illegal. Todd Gurleying is widely associated with thugs, so it should not come as a surprise that it only happens on the University of Georgia football team. #godawgs
Person A: Hey! I Was Todd Gurleying yesterday!!!
Person B: Oh shit, you're going to hell and losing to Auburn.
Person B: Oh shit, you're going to hell and losing to Auburn.
Gurley Wad
A borrowed wad or stack of cash
Look at Mickey sportin that Gurley Wad
Gurley Burley
The Gurley Burley is an unusual creature who performs oral sex on his teacher Mr. Copp to pass the class. Gurley Burley also fishes but is only ok at it, he has a Ford Ranger but if you say it’s fruity he’ll try to fight you but quickly back down.
You got a bitch truck and it’s fruity Gurley Burley!
Gurley Burley: Lets fight Mike
Gurley Burley: Lets fight Mike