Gurren Lagann

An anime created by Gainax filled with tits, drills, giant robots, and a ton of kickass.

The most epic anime show ever created by Gainax. It has everything an anime show could have; Drills, robots, girls with guns, explosions, bouncy boobs, awesome catchphrases. What else could a man want?

What is Gurren Lagann? I'm not going to give a summary -- that's what Gurren Lagann is ABOUT. I'm gonna tell you what it actually is:

Once upon a time, there were three gods: Spectacle, Bombast, and Boobage. These gods were the absolute best of friends, inseparable from the beginning of their existence. But their explosive personalities resonated and compounded beyond limit every time they decided to have a wild adventure.

One night, these three gods decided to get drunk from an alcoholic concoction fermented from a mixture of testosterone, napalm, and concentrated pigmole blood. The result was a fantastic orgy that rivaled even the wildest of Dionysian parties in all of mythology.

As the three gods shrugged off their inhibitions, the night became hazy as they struggled to satisfy their bestial, sexual urges with the help of pleasurable company. Their seed burst forth from their loins, mixing as it flowed in a spiral pattern, and this divine essence impregnated the brain of a Mr. Kazuki Nakashima.

Nine months later, the entity in Nakashima's brain was delivered at Gainax hospital, after three hundred hours of agonizing labor. The newborn anime was christened: Gurren Lagann.

A japanese anime produced by GAINAX in 2007. Has achieved great fame on the internet in a short time. Thought the show itself was popular and overall very good, the sheer level of epic and manlyness caused many watchers to hype the series.

No one is exactly sure why this is, but Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is said to be the true definition of the term "epic". Viewers are advised to be cautious.

Whether or not you decide to watch the anime, it's important to note that if you try it out, you will never look at sunglasses the same way you used to.

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Something so awesome, so amazing, so epic, so badass and so manly that no word in any language has the power to fully describe something that unreachable. Hence, why it's Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

(1) A Super Robot anime released in 2007 by Gainax. The title is generally abbreviated to Gurren Lagann, or TTGL.

(2) A mecha approximately one hundred times the size of the Milky Way galaxy. Formed out of solidified Spiral Energy. Literally powered by the combined manliness of its' pilots. Stupid... or Stupidly Awesome?

A show so overwhelmingly EPIC that the name itself deserves CAPS! I can't even begin to explain Gainax's anime masterpiece! Something so GAR, so EPIC,so Badass, that the universe itself implodes in the presence of this glorious mech!!!! You think you know what EPIC is? Well you have not seen EPIC until you've seen TTGL. The one Anime that surpasses EPIC with flying colors!! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK IT IS?!?!?!

Simon and Kamina's speech from episode 8: "Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames! Everlasting combination: Gurren Lagann! Me...Us...WHO THE H*** DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!"