Gus Johnson
Funny man (UNLIKE WHAT UNFUNNY MAN SAYS) who is thicc, wants you to kill your dad, hates Subway I think, is friends with NakeyJakey, is really good at being an uncle and mom, and something else probably.
"Gus Johnson sucks!"
"I want to shove a keytar where the sun doesn't shine inside you."
"I want to shove a keytar where the sun doesn't shine inside you."
Gus Johnson
the most awesome announcer of all time
HEART BREAK CITY
RISE AND FIRE
THE SLIPPER STILL FITS - Gus Johnson
RISE AND FIRE
THE SLIPPER STILL FITS - Gus Johnson
Gus Johnson
The greatest Sportscaster of all-time. Should be on Sportcenter, With Neil Everett.
"ELEVATE, YOUNG MAN!"
"They Spot the Rock, on the Forty yardline"
"FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!"
"MOUNTAIN TOP!"
"GET THIS MAN A NEW CONTRACT!"
-Gus Johnson
"They Spot the Rock, on the Forty yardline"
"FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!"
"MOUNTAIN TOP!"
"GET THIS MAN A NEW CONTRACT!"
-Gus Johnson
Gus Johnson
A YouTuber that spends his time whining into a camera or performing some skit he put 2 seconds of thought into. Typically mouth-breathing, knuckle draggers are big fans of Gus Johnson and dream of sucking his pasty little pecker.
"You see the new Gus Johnson video?"
"No, I prefer to keep cancer away from my eyes."
"No, I prefer to keep cancer away from my eyes."
Law of Gus Johnson
The law that states whenever the excitable announcerGus Johnson is calling a college basketball or NFL game, something exciting will happen. It doesn't matter if it's during March Madness or during a meaningless game between Iowa Tech/Milwaukee College of Art, the law is always in effect when Gus is present.
Look at this game on CBS, it's tied 64-64 with 5 seconds left. The Law of Gus Johnson is in effect again.