Gus J-oing
An asshole friend that goes home just so he can and jack it off, while on the pot moaning to himself he has a case of explosive diarrea which he then uses as lubrication to masterbate
Fuel: Hey where's Gus?
Schroder: Oh, that asshole went Gus J-oing.
Schroder: Oh, that asshole went Gus J-oing.