Guttenberg
The 1/4 of a square-mile town in Hudson county, New Jersey, across the river from Manhattan's upper west side.
Most densely populated place in USA.
Lots of ethnic restaurant and a pleasant neighborhood vibe.
Not a lot of parking spots around, and your English-Spanish dictionary could be handy.
10 minutes drive to the Lincoln Tunnel, which (sometimes) means 15 minutes to Times Square.
Very few people outside NJ even know Guttenberg exists.
Most densely populated place in USA.
Lots of ethnic restaurant and a pleasant neighborhood vibe.
Not a lot of parking spots around, and your English-Spanish dictionary could be handy.
10 minutes drive to the Lincoln Tunnel, which (sometimes) means 15 minutes to Times Square.
Very few people outside NJ even know Guttenberg exists.
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NY chick 1: That guy lives in Guttenberg
NY chick 2: Where?
NY chick 1: That guy lives in Guttenberg
NY chick 2: Where?
Guttenberg
1. verb - To ejaculate in a massive and elaborate manner. Usually associated with ejaculating as the result of hearing really good news, or seeing something incredibly awe inspiring. Named after the movie star Steve Guttenberg for no apparent reason.
Oh man, I just Guttenberged and now there's Steve all over the place.
Guttenberg
super populated (12,000) shithole in Hudson County, NJ that is 3x8 blocks consisting of central american illegals and 5th generation white trash drunks.. Acts as a North Bergen write off (aka bitch town) to make sure West New York scumbags don't end up wyling in the nice part of north bergen... the greaseball ginny mayor della donna got convicted on corruption charges and is serving a long sentence in some federal pound me in the ass prison.
The local economy revolves around Father and Son Pizza and Bennys Deli/Liquors.. A nightly occurence is the GPD alerting WNYPD to a 'situation' Which pretty much means some West New York assholes are on the prowl and they cant respond until QuikChek serves their sandwich
The local economy revolves around Father and Son Pizza and Bennys Deli/Liquors.. A nightly occurence is the GPD alerting WNYPD to a 'situation' Which pretty much means some West New York assholes are on the prowl and they cant respond until QuikChek serves their sandwich
66th WNY homie 1 : Damn nigga, its 1:47am.. Run to bennys in guttenberg and grab a dutch..
66th WNY homie 2 : yoooo, i'm smoking you out... the least you can do is get the dutch you bum ass nigga..
66th WNY homie 1: word you right.. spot me a dollar?
66th WNY homie 2 : yoooo, i'm smoking you out... the least you can do is get the dutch you bum ass nigga..
66th WNY homie 1: word you right.. spot me a dollar?
Guttenberg
Awesome, cool or downright badass. The word originated from the role of Officer Mahoney played by Steve Guttenberg in the "Police Academy" documentaries.
Yo! that is mad Guttenberg, son!
You look so Guttenberg right now...
You look so Guttenberg right now...
Guttenberg
The man, the legend. Savior to all, even little boys who go Pee-pee. Official name is Steve Guttenberg, but is also known as:
GOD, G-Luvin, The Divine Light, Iceberg, Burger, the Man.
GOD, G-Luvin, The Divine Light, Iceberg, Burger, the Man.
I don't believe in Hell, I believe in Steve.
Guttenberg
1. verb. Similar to the "supermaning" a chick but much more harsh
2.noun (Guttenberged)When a chick has gotten the "Guttenberg" pulled on her
Taken from the 80's movie legend Steve Guttenberg, becuase he was the man
2.noun (Guttenberged)When a chick has gotten the "Guttenberg" pulled on her
Taken from the 80's movie legend Steve Guttenberg, becuase he was the man
1.Damn! did he just guttenberg that Ho?
2.Man she has been around the block, I heard she got Guttenberged last week
2.Man she has been around the block, I heard she got Guttenberged last week
Guttenbergs
Really short, cut-off, jean shorts worn by men. Basically, a male version of Daisy Dukes. Popular in the 80s and 90s.
They get their name from Steve Guttenberg's shorts at the beginning of 'Police Academy'.
They get their name from Steve Guttenberg's shorts at the beginning of 'Police Academy'.
"Dude, the bottom of your pockets are hanging out of legs of your guttenbergs."