gutter gator
Gutter Gator: A female cum receptacle that inhabits parties of the Fingal, ON wilderness drinking obsessively and most likely partaking in the consumption of illicit drugs. While fornicating with complete strangers in a culvert on unknown grounds is a common trait amongst Gutter Gators, they often travel short distances in order to fulfill their soul-sucking desire. Sometimes traveling as far away as Parkhill, ON or even Dashwood,ON . Keep your head on a swivel, these creative creatures can become sly in the most crucial of moments, an even more elusive when responsibility comes into play.
" You hear that?" "Hear what?" "sounds like a gutter gator... I see it!!! It's watching from the edge of the woods!"