gutty wand
A gay mans very large penis, or "wand" who has been known to posses magical powers not unlike that of a sorcerer, or wizards wand. Typycally the unfortunate ass princess on the receiving side of this bohemith, ends up with very sore "guts"
"Steves stomach cramps caused him to miss work for almost a week, after a long night of ass magic from Brents "gutty wand"