guygered
To be shot in your own home by a white police officer while doing nothing illegal, such as sleeping or sitting on the couch eating ice cream. Most likely doing this while black. The officer will never identifying themselves as the police and will give little to no warning to put your hands up as they shoot to kill the homeowner. Officers will also work at disparaging the homeowner to justify his/her incompetence.
A cop in Fort Worth just guygered a woman while doing a welfare check.
Guyger Counter
Similar to gaydar, this is the sixth sense many men possess which helps them to determine exactly how crazioactive a woman is.
Two guys at a bar:
Guy One: Ok dude, let's see what we've got going on tonight
Guy Two: Alright man, let me turn on the Guyger Counter
Guy One: What about the redhead?
Guy Two: No-go, still broken up over her last boyfriend
Guy One: The blonde?
Guy Two: Severely insecure because she's been a bridesmaid in 6 weddings, is nearing 30, and hasn't been in a steady relationship since she was 19
Guy One: Short skirt?
Guy Two: Jealousy issues.
Guy One: Ok, what about Glasses over there.
Guy Two: Hmm...I don't know. I'm getting a low reading, possibly within safe parameters. She's probably not too crazioactive. I say go for it.
Guy One: Ok dude, let's see what we've got going on tonight
Guy Two: Alright man, let me turn on the Guyger Counter
Guy One: What about the redhead?
Guy Two: No-go, still broken up over her last boyfriend
Guy One: The blonde?
Guy Two: Severely insecure because she's been a bridesmaid in 6 weddings, is nearing 30, and hasn't been in a steady relationship since she was 19
Guy One: Short skirt?
Guy Two: Jealousy issues.
Guy One: Ok, what about Glasses over there.
Guy Two: Hmm...I don't know. I'm getting a low reading, possibly within safe parameters. She's probably not too crazioactive. I say go for it.