Guy Hecker

A real life person that existed at some point, like seriously look it up there was a baseball player in the late 1800s with the name Guy Hecker.

Fucking Guy Hecker

I can't get over this shit, I get it was the 19th century but who names their child that. He's probably in his grave contemplating haunting me for writing this but I can't just leave this information unshared.

What's worse is he was a fucking monster at baseball as well being one of the only two people to hit 3 home runs in one game and according to Wikipedia he's also the only person to get 6 hits in a nine-inning game.