GuyLights
a man (not necessarily gay, but in most cases, yes) who dyes his hair blonde
Guy1: Did you see that guy over there?
Guy2: Yeah, he had GuyLights. So gay. (Assumption)
Guy2: Yeah, he had GuyLights. So gay. (Assumption)
GuyLights
When a man decides he wants to shit all over prissy and bitchy attitudes of "real men" and decides to highlight his hair any color he wants. The colors vary and so does the level of highlighted hair, it's decoration that some people enjoy and others don't.
Guy 1: Bruh, you see that freak with the guylights?
Guy 2: Who the fuck cares, don't be a prissy bitch 'bout someone else's decisions that don't personally effect you.
Guy 1: bruh ... but... mah masculinity?
Guy 2: Doesn't exist.
Guy 2: Who the fuck cares, don't be a prissy bitch 'bout someone else's decisions that don't personally effect you.
Guy 1: bruh ... but... mah masculinity?
Guy 2: Doesn't exist.
guylights
Highlights in a man's hair that is wholly unattractive: generally an indicator of one's toolish nature. Look for a pompous air and cheesy smile. Guylights are perhaps a descendant of the late 90s tendency to bleach one's hair until it looked like a skunk had pissed on it.
Barbara: Suzy, what do you think of him over there?
Suzy: With the technicolor hair? I could never date a man with guylights, Barb.
Suzy: With the technicolor hair? I could never date a man with guylights, Barb.
Guylight
a 2010 parody film of the popular Twilight franchise made by two high school seniors at Los Altos High. Unfortunately, the movie was never finished and the project considered a failure after everyone was totally stoked to see it. Basically imagine them canceling the next Batman movie...
Dude I'm so fucking bummed Guylight didn't get finished before the film festival.