Gwen Stefani

A singer who taught me how to spell bananas

Lead singer in No Doubt, chose to go solo and sell out even more by trying to make crappy hip hop/pop music. Has a strange obsession with Japanese Harajuku girls, even though the real Harajuku girls in Tokyo only dress like that on the weekends because they live in a conformist country. Upon asking a few Japanese exchange students at school they said that she seems like a asshole and she is trying to build a fan base in Japan even though Japanese people don’t really care for her.

A pretty good example of a sellout. Gwen, the lead singer of the formerly skankin' No Doubt, decided that ska was just a fad and began cranking out horrible pop songs for MTV2 to repeat 100 times daily. Any talent that she showed off with No Doubt is completly missing here, seeing as how all she can sing about is how much her fecal matter resembles bannas. Not to mention her borderline creepy fascination with Japenese Harajuku girls.

Used to be a rolemodel for women when she was part of No Doubt, but now she is a poser who likes to dress ghetto, magic, "Japanese" and whatever else comes into her mind.

She owns four Japanese Harajuku girls, but for all I know, they're probably Chinese or something, 'cause they sure as hell don't dress Harajuku. Gwen Stefani likes to kill Japanese and Hispanic culture in videos such as "Rich Girl" and "Luxurious". She can't seem to notice that she has lost her original fanbase.

"Hang onto your schtick, Gwen's coming over". Gwen Stefani is a schtick schteeler. That is, she'll swipe your signature style whether someone else is using it or not. Just ask Marilyn Monroe, Madonna, Deborah Harry, Dale Bozzio, Annabella Lwin, Kathleen Hanna, and the unsigned, unsung heroes. She wears a lot of make-up for a girl that's just "keeping it real", and is that a demon she's hiding behind that cold, glassy stare? Well she began as the singer in a band that wasn't bad. "No Doubt". A few catchy songs, and we'll still remember "Don't Speak" in a few years. But then she sold OUT like the dickens. Aye Caramba! Now she has Asian girls follow her around like the servants for a white lady. Gwen has started her own clothing line, with a biblical reference, L.A.M.B. No doubt, she does not design all of those garments by herself.

A solo pop artist who manages to be both a wigger and a wapanese at the same time and still be loved for it.

A strangely pale popstar who insists on wearing bright red lipstick and maintaining platinum blonde hair to make her look even paler. Was once the singer in a band called No Doubt in which she demonstrated far more musical talent than in her new soloist songs. "If I was a Rich Girl" probably reflects what she was thinking when she was stuck with her bandmates who could probably make tons more on their own than her. Catchy songs though. <3