Gwimzy
the act of simultaneously striking a newborn once it has exited the womb and violently and viciously yeeting said newborn at the father or mother while screaming sexual advances you think of when witnessing the nurse. If not a resident of the hospital: an extreme sexual urge to sneeze on said newborns in same situations after sneaking into the hospital room.
Moe: Dude, I got so bored that I just gwimzy'd the kid down by 4th avenue! I love being a doctor! This is why we should encourage the new generation to attend medical school! And look! - I still have the baby!
Snot covered newborn: GOO GOO GA GA KHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHK NYAAAAAAAAAAA
Moe: Did I mention it's Jewish? What an upgrade from the last Kenyan one!
Snot covered newborn: GOO GOO GA GA KHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHK NYAAAAAAAAAAA
Moe: Did I mention it's Jewish? What an upgrade from the last Kenyan one!