Gymigration
The front desk at the gym where all good intended gymigrants credentials allow them in with the regular gym members.
This gym is getting overcrowded and I wish gymigration would tighten up on how many gymigrants they let in at once.
gymigrant
Good-intentioned new members to a gym trying to live up to their New Year's Resolutions. Along with aggressive gym promotions, this leads to a mass increase in gym membership. As a result, gymigrants are often unfairly ostracized for decreasing the availability of gym equipment and programs, and are the target of crude remarks due to a feeling of superiority and entitlement by long-time gym members. All the gymigrants want is to make a new gym-life for themselves and fit in.
Gym Monkey A: "FRICK! I've been waiting to do my LATS for 15 minutes. Who the heck is he? Where did all these losers come from?"
Gym Monkey B: "It's the New Year's Resolution crowd. Happens every year at this time. Bunch of gymigrants."
Gymigrant on the lateral-raise machine: "How do you use this thing?"
Gym Monkey B: "It's the New Year's Resolution crowd. Happens every year at this time. Bunch of gymigrants."
Gymigrant on the lateral-raise machine: "How do you use this thing?"
Illegal Gymigrant
A term describing a person who sneaks into the gym without paying, or someone who uses another's gym pass in order to work out.
Brad always worked out three times a week, but, being an illegal gymigrant, he never actually paid to use the gym facilities - he just snuck past the front desk.