Gyno-Meteorologist
1. Made up profession that studies how weather patterns impact the female reproductive system.
2. What I tell strangers when they ask what I do and I want to end the conversation.
2. What I tell strangers when they ask what I do and I want to end the conversation.
Stranger: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: I’m a Gyno-Meteorologist
Stranger: ...
Me: I’m a Gyno-Meteorologist
Stranger: ...