Ann Arbor
Ranked #1 place to raise a family.
"I am from Ann Arbor, Michigan. I know what the Deuce is. If you don't, don't bother asking. I know more names for marijuana than you have friends, and every possible way to use it. I've done them all, and made up my own. Everything is a potential drinking game, and if you can't see that, you sure aren't from the same place as me. You wanna play flipcup? Beirut? Quarters? Dice? You wanna get your ass beat? Bring it on. No, I can't dance, no I don't care. You think the enemies of Pioneers are Indians? Think again, they're River Rats. Welcome to the Big House, where we bleed MAIZE and blue, not blue and GOLD, like every other college in the country. I know you know our fight song. Don't even bother trying to drive your car dowtown. You can't figure out the one-ways or parallel park. And we know you're out-of-town because your car isn't covered in bumperstickers. Yes, it's HAAHT in here, and yes, I'm taking a VAAHDKA SHAAAHT right now. At least I'm taking more than you. And what the hell is SODA? It will ALWAYS be POP.There is only one Ann Arbor, and kids from the Deuce are simply a different breed."
"I am from Ann Arbor, Michigan. I know what the Deuce is. If you don't, don't bother asking. I know more names for marijuana than you have friends, and every possible way to use it. I've done them all, and made up my own. Everything is a potential drinking game, and if you can't see that, you sure aren't from the same place as me. You wanna play flipcup? Beirut? Quarters? Dice? You wanna get your ass beat? Bring it on. No, I can't dance, no I don't care. You think the enemies of Pioneers are Indians? Think again, they're River Rats. Welcome to the Big House, where we bleed MAIZE and blue, not blue and GOLD, like every other college in the country. I know you know our fight song. Don't even bother trying to drive your car dowtown. You can't figure out the one-ways or parallel park. And we know you're out-of-town because your car isn't covered in bumperstickers. Yes, it's HAAHT in here, and yes, I'm taking a VAAHDKA SHAAAHT right now. At least I'm taking more than you. And what the hell is SODA? It will ALWAYS be POP.There is only one Ann Arbor, and kids from the Deuce are simply a different breed."
Ann Arbor is the best city on earth.
Ann Arbor
1. The only place in Michigan that truly understands what the world is like. This definition is used by residents of Ann Arbor.
2. "Six square miles surrounded by reality." This definition is used by the rest of Michigan.
2. "Six square miles surrounded by reality." This definition is used by the rest of Michigan.
1. "I wish the rest of the state was like Ann Arbor and not a bunch of gun-waving hunters and high school dropout factory workers."
2. "I apologize for my friend's condescension. He grew up in Ann Arbor."
2. "I apologize for my friend's condescension. He grew up in Ann Arbor."
Ann Arbor
The best fucking city on the face of th Earth.
I wish I could live in Ann Arbor and go to U of M!
Ann Arbor
Home of the greatest university in the world, as well as the winningest college football team in history. Most college football teams hate Ann Arbor because every time they play Michigan they are reminded of their extreme inferiority (i.e. Penn State). Many other school's fans think they are "clever" by comparing Ann Arbor to a whore, but that's the best you can expect from a second rate education.
Joepa loses when he comes to Ann Arbor
Ann Arbor
A city in Mishitgan that hates cars even though they are located in a state that hates public transportation.
They also have the worst timed traffic lights in the state BY FAR!!!!
They also have the worst timed traffic lights in the state BY FAR!!!!
Ann Arbor keeps taking out lanes of traffic and parking to paint more stupid bike lanes that only get used 4-5 months out of the year by 5 people per day. Then these tree hugging, leftoid idiots will say “live closer” but nevermind the fact that a 3 bed, 1 bath ranch in that city costs almost $400K in addition to the high property taxes.
Ann Arbor
City in southeast Michigan, not far from Detroit. Home to the University of Michigan.
"Hey, I'm in the mood for some rhubarb. Let's go to Ann Arbor."
"Ann Arbor is a Whore."
"Ann Arbor is a Whore."
Ann Arbor
Home of the greatest university in the world, as well as the winningest college football team in history. Most college football teams hate Ann Arbor because every time they play Michigan they are reminded of their extreme inferiority (i.e. Penn State). Many other school's fans think they are "clever" by comparing Ann Arbor to a whore, but that's what you get from a second rate education.
Joepa loses when he comes to Ann Arbor