Gyte’s Factor

A multiplication factor used to calculate how long someone with a ‘delicate posterior’ takes to have a shit. (Approximately 3.5-4.0)

Often taking obscene lengths of time for the most un-noteworthy of bowel movements, thus delaying countless trips, activities and functions.

George: How long has Danny been away shitting? Surely he can’t take this long.

Josh: I know it should only be 10-15 minutes.

Jack: Have you applied Gyte’s Factor? That would take it to at least 30 minutes.

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释义	Gyte’s Factor A multiplication factor used to calculate how long someone with a ‘delicate posterior’ takes to have a shit. (Approximately 3.5-4.0) Often taking obscene lengths of time for the most un-noteworthy of bowel movements, thus delaying countless trips, activities and functions. George: How long has Danny been away shitting? Surely he can’t take this long. Josh: I know it should only be 10-15 minutes. Jack: Have you applied Gyte’s Factor? That would take it to at least 30 minutes.
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