Gülcem
She is the most gorgeous, most beautiful, most animal-loving and intelligent woman in the whole universe. She is the most beautiful gift created by nature. Gülcem's are sometimes a good person with a fox nose, and sometimes an ambitious friend who swings her tiger claws from side to side. And it's fucking awesome to have her at the end of the day. And at the end of the day, it's fucking awesome to have her. Thank God, I have Gülcem.
Me: Can I borrow your cat, Gülcem?
Gülcem: Sure. I already have 3743 of them.
Gülcem: Sure. I already have 3743 of them.