h1j1

Hermit Jaids

A rare and deadly disease known to affect eastern Pennsylvanian mountain folk. It leads to the loss of 73% of your genitalia, no more, no less, and eventually irreversible alcholism. It is believed to have developed when Herman Jaids combo smashed a unicorn. The symptoms include itchy asshole and inflammation of the chochski. It is also known as H1J1.