H2FA
A mythic tripple-shlonged creature known as the "Horny Frik Frik Alien." Looks like the alien from the old movie Signs but it has three shlongs and is slightly taller. It is extremely fast, and it runs like the cop dude in Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. It uses its shlongs for its deadly Tripple-Shlonged Attack, which is executed while it is airborne. The Tripple-Shlonged Attack sends all three of its shlongs (very enlarged, each one dark and a few feet thick) with very high velocity towards its opponents. It can destroy bricks with its attack, making it a very deadly creature. It hides in cornfields and closets at 3:00 am.
"Run! The H2FA is hiding in these corn fields!"
"I knew I was in trouble when my Horny ESP hacks gave me a tracer from inside the closet"
"I knew I was in trouble when my Horny ESP hacks gave me a tracer from inside the closet"