HACKAMELATAPOOCHI
An old Egyptian word my classmate was supposed to read, but he didn't know how to say it, so this came out instead.
(Class is reading about ancient Egypt)
Me: Bro, stop playing around and read the dang paragraph.
Kam: Okay! ..Uh, "Another significance of ancient Egypt was the hu-"
Me: ..Go on?
Kam: I dunno how to say it.
Me: Just go for it.
Kam: Okay, "HACKAMELATAPOOCHI"
Me: *wheezing*
Me: Bro, stop playing around and read the dang paragraph.
Kam: Okay! ..Uh, "Another significance of ancient Egypt was the hu-"
Me: ..Go on?
Kam: I dunno how to say it.
Me: Just go for it.
Kam: Okay, "HACKAMELATAPOOCHI"
Me: *wheezing*