Hactual
Opposite of actual
Claire is a hactual bastard
'hactually'
A term which is used as an over emphasis of actually.
Did that just 'hactually' happen?
Hactually
A word used to describe a response by a know-it-all. You say something to them that's slightly incorrect and they will excitedly, even smugly go off on one, "hactually..."
Hactually, the deep web is not full of porn, illegal drug trade websites and stolen bank details. That would be the dark web that you speak of.