Hadad

A young brown man who resides in his basement of wonders, known to many as "the lair." He is extremely hard, if not impossible, to get a hold of, unless he is trying to contact you himself...in which case he will do so from a different variant number each time. He is undoubtedly a man of mystery and potions. In his mainstream life, he works as a coffee man at a local coffee shop. At night, he is either at one end of the Earth, or in his basement concocting magical wonders and mysteries of which cannot even be documented by the Discovery Channel itself. Alternate slang names include: Habibi, the 'dad, bibi, hobo hadad.

A skinny, aging, Lebanese male from a remote Caribbean island. Also famously known as the fatherly figure of Hadad. According to the legend, it is impossible to get a crystal clear picture of what he does for a living because nobody has seen or heard from him for a long time. Interestingly, there has been a few unconfirmed reports of sighting Keith casually having a meal in restaurants throughout the city. Like his youngster, he is habitually not available to answer numerous phone calls. However, if one leaves a name and a telephone number on his answering machine, there is a slim chance that he might return the call shortly after. His deep, profounding speech pattern is regrettably impaled by the occasional murmuring. Alternate slang names include: Keith, the K, hadad's dad, k hadad

Man with dick the size of the Statue of Liberty

Means water