haddock pastie
A smelly fanny, normally smelling of fish.
"Can you smell that? One of these chicks has got a haddock pastie"
haddock pasty
A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.
I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!
Haddock Pasty
Female Genitalia
Kippers, Beef Curtains, Bombay Doors