Haffa
To pick up hottie by either flirting and/or making out (but not sleeping with them)
Emily that guy over there is hot af
"Yas girl! You should totally go over there and Haffa"
"Yas girl! You should totally go over there and Haffa"
HAFFA
Acronym meaning: Hot From Far Away. Usually used to describe a girl, whose features appear pleasing from a suitable distance but when viewed at close range are much less satisfactory.
Jennifer is quite a HAFFA, dont u think?
haffa
a word that means "have to", but in a much cuter fashion. TOLD YOU IT WAS A WORD WILLIE!
willie: allison, I totally do need to come visit you at college!
allison: no, like, you seriously haffa!!
allison: no, like, you seriously haffa!!
Haffa Jaffa
Someone who has one protestant and one non-protestant parent. Protestants are often called "orange-men" due to William of Orange and the Orange Order so if you're half an orange-man you're a "Haffa Jaffa" or "Half a Jaffa" as in a Jaffa Cake - an orange flavoured biscuit.
Person A: Did you hear Rory is a Haffa Jaffa?
Person B: Really?
Person A: Yeah, his da's a prod and his ma's a Catholic.
Person B: Really?
Person A: Yeah, his da's a prod and his ma's a Catholic.
haffa blowie
the volume of the head plus the volume of the shaft equaling the radius of the jaw plus the volume of the mouth is haffa blowie
my mouth is so small i could only perform haffa blowie