Hag Daddy
A certain individual prone to shouting inappropriate phrases in public settings, such as "fish jizz videos." When intoxicated, a Hag Daddy becomes obsessed with knowing whether or not people hate her, and has been known to demand others to carry her, to no avail.
Did you hear? Hag Daddy loudly referred to me as "Wet Daddy" at the party the other day. You know, now that I think of it, I don't think there was a single person at that party who didn't hear that.
hag-daddied
when something goes soo far beyond haggard that it she forbidden. stems from "haggard".
i jst gripped the new Jay-Z, the album is soo hag-daddied