Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties
Slang term for when a kilt-donning man ejaculates on a woman's chest and tops it with a fresh shit then stands up to unveil the masterpiece.
After returning home from a long night at the Highland Fling, Aleck squatted down and served his lady up a steaming-hot helping of Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties.