Haimen
Haimen (pronounced "hey-men") aka ZEN is a very funny person. You typically find a Haimen in the jungle because of it being his natural habitat. Haimen doesn't speak very much, but he can make you giggle through a text. Often, Haimen's are very pale although they say they're "mixed". Haimen's tend to be very insecure, although they're not ugly whatsoever and no amount of words could make him feel better about himself (sadly). Everyone needs a Haimen in their life though, I'm glad I met one.
person 1: "Omg is that Tarzan?"
person 2: "Haha nah that's just Haimen"
person 3: "Haimen can I nut in your butt C:"
person 2: "Haha nah that's just Haimen"
person 3: "Haimen can I nut in your butt C:"