hair crumbs
Gross, flaky dandruff that flies off one's head.
Bob: "How was your date last night?"
Bill: "Good, other than every time Sally moved her head, hair crumbs flew off."
Bob: "Ditch her, bro."
Bill: "Good, other than every time Sally moved her head, hair crumbs flew off."
Bob: "Ditch her, bro."