hairoin
A drug that makes your cranial-fur longer and thicker.
The real reason that hairoin is illegal is the same as it is for marijuana, ephedra, tryptophan, and some other substances --- it **works** and is **cheap**, and so the greedy scalp-tonic companies that sell all these costly growth-stimulation products that often produce little or no actual results don't want it on the market... it isn't harmful or hazardous; it would just put them out of business!!
hairoine
A female star of a tale who possesses luxuriant tresses.
Marilyn Monroe and Katharine Hepburn were two famous hairoines on the big screen.