hairoism
Amazing achievements regarding cranial fur.
Parent of young children: I was in total hysterics after my 6-year-old son tried out his barbering skills on his little sister; fortunately, however, the town barber was able to preform an act of total hairoism on said cranial-makeover disaster, and thus make Little Daughter's tresses look tolerably dignified till they grew out again and could then be re-styled back to normal.