Hair Penis
A females pubic hair shellacked into a penis like object used in lesbian love making.
I found out my girlfriend was a lesbian when she pulled out her hair penis.
penis hair
The hair that engulfs the male animal's genitalia
That dog sure needs a penis hair trim
penis hair
The consequence of using hair gel that your brother earlier stuck his penis in to replicate the sensation of sexual intercourse
Oh man, I cannot believe you stuck your penis in my hair gel, oh great, now I have penis hair
penis hair envy
The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.
I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...
penis hair
a penis made of hair
zaniculo: Penis hair 😼
ecsploiter: ikr
ecsploiter: ikr
no hair on your penis
ryan has 0 hair on his penis
Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct
Ryan: you are correct