Hairship
A person's personal relationship with their hair, whether good or bad
All my life I've had a horrible hairship. It wasn't until I was older that I learned to accept my natural hair.
Hairship
When one experiences a bad hair cut, or a bad hair style, or simply has a bad hair day.
Britney Spears has been through many hairships.
Pirate on the hairship
When a person (usually a man) has something in his mustache (usually food)See also bat in the cave, donkey in the canyon, and nuget in the mine.
oddly enough no one told the key note speaker that he had a pirate on the hairship before he took the mic.