hairy brain
Post modern term to describe the Shape and texture of ones genital SACK. Also known as : Scrotum, The Bald Eagle and last but not least the Gerbil Bag.
I caught my hairy brain in the garberator again you fucking cunt...
- Cunt, also see Tulips.
- Cunt, also see Tulips.
hairy monkey brains
The outcome of an unshaven scrotum being squeezed until the veins stick out. The shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. This looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. Hairy monkey brains!
Oh my God, the Brains! NO! I hate hairy monkey brains!
hairy troll brain
an act in which a man wraps his thumb and index finger around the outside of his scrotum so the tips of his finger and thumb touch.(above the testes but under the base of the penis)After correct placement of the finger and thumb, the hand is moved away from the body in a pulling motion. this creates a "sinching" effect and creates a hairy brain-like object from the testes bunching at the bottom of the scrotum.
because brandon liked to show all of the girls his hairy troll brain, he is now serving 1-15 years in the pokey for sexual harrassment.